no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
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