On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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