The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Rumble strips road head = magical
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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