apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Randomize
