I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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