I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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