ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I understand Curling. That high.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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