I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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