Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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