Fuck appropriateness.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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