I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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