Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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