Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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