Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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