One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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