Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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