I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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