Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
