Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
she woke up with a sticky ear
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Randomize
