no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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