did you get engaged???
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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