2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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