these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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