yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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