So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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