Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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