Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Randomize
