Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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