And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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