the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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