i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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