He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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