i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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