"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
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