do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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