why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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