what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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