I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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