Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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