@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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