He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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