Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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