Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Still dying that you shit outside
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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