I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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