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these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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