I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
