just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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