Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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