butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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