Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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