just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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