Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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