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I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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