Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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