I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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