you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Alive.
So much puke
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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